thank you, alcohol
“Fine, fine, I’ll do your stupid surprise party deal, but it’s not going to make me like Ann.”
ann perkins/april ludgate; pg-13, ~2000 words. written for zombie_boogie at the parks and rec rarepairs ficathon with the prompt too much pink champagne. set sometime after 4x10 (citizen knope ( Read more... )

everybody wins.
Leslie makes a sympathetic noise and pulls the comforter away from Ann’s face. “Oh, Ann! How long has it been since you’ve had any man-time, like, nine months?”
parks and recreation: leslie/ann; m, ~2800 words. alternate ending to 4x14 (operation ann). written for oxoniensis's porn battle using the prompts perfect, comfortable, helping out, ( Read more... )

a bookish look.
“Let me get this straight. You, Leslie Knope, who has told me no less than twelve stories about misadventures with guys, are teaching April, who can barely communicate more than two words to most people, how to... achieve an orgasm?”
parks & recreation: leslie/april (pre-established andy/april and mentions of leslie/ben); m, ~4600 ( Read more... )